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Happy ‘Eleven from South Africa

  Holy crap!  It’s a new year!   I am writing this from a too posh resort in South Africa with it’s own private butler services and infused breakfast butters zested with the skins of rare local fruits.  It is an extreme difference compared to the last 2 and a half weeks of traveling through […]

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The End.

  I’m off to Botswana to visit friends in the Peace Corps so probably wont be posting anything for a few weeks.  I will try to post a picture with me and some baby elephants IF I can find internet access anywhere and IF I can get close to some baby elphants.  We will be […]

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Girl Power from Amanda Visell

  These portraits by Amanda Visell are amazing.  My favorite is “I Can Save Myself”.  You can purchase one HERE. 

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Comedy Does Poetry Does Comedy This Sunday

UPDATE!  So sorry everyone, I put the wrong email below.  I have corrected the email address! If you or any friends live in the New York City area or will be in the area this Sunday December 5th, come support this super sweet show, COMEDY DOES POETRY DOES COMEDY, benefiting the Bowery Poetry Club and […]

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Shit I Love: Part One

  Shit I love When I’m hungry and playing Sudoku while listening to Mahalia Jackson.   When I’m trying to get inspired for a party that is uninspiring.   For educating my Aquatic Buddies.    That’s cheap and makes for a rad gift.     But will never be able to handcraft from a blueprint, though […]

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The Octopus, the Robber’s Mask and the Art of John Boehner’s Tan

  My participation in Girlfest this year was particularly gratifying.  I’ve been working my ass off creating this Martha character for ‘House’ while trying to write some new pieces, renovate my place in Venice and get the neighbor’s hummingbirds to to cheat on their bird feeder with my bird feeder.  “Forget that bird feeder, Redhead!!  […]

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In Regards to the fainting and all.

  I wanted to post something today in response to such bogus articles as this one about 127 HOURS. While the film does have a gruesome arm cutting off scene, I wanted to let everyone know that this is merely 3 minutes of the film.  127 HOURS is a film about a man who cuts […]

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Amber in Hawaii Women’s Journal

Check out Amber on the cover of Hawaii Women’s Journal coming out soon:

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Happy Hollow Daze.

Happy Halloween from a montage of middle fingers.   My niece, the gothic vampire.   Me, the bipolar bear. (And yes, that’s a framed picture of Suzanne Somers’ poetry book cover, “Touch Me” behind me.)                                                                                         […]

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PREMIERE!

  It’s finally here!  My two-headed baby!!!  127 HOURS will be out in theaters on November 5th.  The premiere episode of HOUSE begins November 8th.  Mark your Hulunders.  I also wanted to share this pretty interesting article I found about the 10 most bizzare people.  Number two really creeped me out.  I read that more […]

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127 Hours Official Website

Fox has released the Official Website for Amber’s upcoming movie “127 Hours”. Check out downloads, trailers, gallery, cast & crew, and more at http://www.foxsearchlight.com/127hours/

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TORONTO!

Toronto Film Festival in a tiny, non-alergenic, eco-friendly nutshell: I convinced my boyfriend to get (his first!) pedicure with me before we left for Toronto.  He painted them with clear sparkles.  Here he is, in all his tortured glory: I did press all day Saturday and wore heels higher than God’s Complex.  (Seriously folks, he […]

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HARRIET BLOGS- THE POETRY FOUNDATION

Welcome Thy Hallucinator How A Murderer Sleeps 2010derly

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DEAR DEMOGRAPHIC

I’d like to say: As a former member of your clique (and a current member of your representation) I know it’s hard to be a young woman ages 18-to 24-years-old. They put you in a time slot that doesn’t reflect your views with a ratings system that doesn’t respect your truths. Listen: From one cynical […]

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MOTHS

I consider myself flexible in awkward positions. Not a home wrecker, but I do knock. And you and I are pals. The kind that open up to each other but keep mouths at a safe distance. But I cannot amend all tongues. I walk the dubious centerfold of your eye-line, friend. I carry my purse […]