Can you believe it? Could you’ve imagined? Are you seeing things? Is this real? It’s true friends- not only am I debuting tonight as the real meat between the manwich that is Ashton Kutcher and Jon Cryer on CBS’ Two and a Half Men- but mama bought Amtam.com a brand new facelift! Look at her glow! Look at her, feeling her oats!!
I’m so excited for you all to meet Jenny Harper tonight: the lipsticked, salty scissorer of the infamously deceased Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen). She is an unapologetic woman, yet incredibly sorry when she sleeps with your lady. She is a feminist, but also hates the dictionary. She wants to know where you keep all your shot glasses. Then she wants to break them all in front of you and mock you for drinking booze out of shot glasses instead of water coolers. You think she’s winking at you, but she’s really winking at your mom right behind you. Jenny could care less about what people think of her, and she could care even less about where her underwear are.
Enjoy looking around the new site and please check back often! I’ll be posting lots of pictures, articles, blogs and scientific research papers from the New England Journal of Medicine. Guys, I’m really into science. I’m like the Lorde of Richard Dawkins. If that shit is too confusing for you, then get a Bible and throw it at New Zealand.
Yours in clarifying awesomeness,